I love mayno

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Mayonnaise is the best food because it goes on everything

Sonnet to Mayo

Oh, creamy dressing, spread of golden hue,

Thou art the crown upon the sandwich's throne.

Embracing taste buds with your tangy glue,

A condiment revered, yet oft unknown.

Thine eggs and oil, a harmonious blend,

Whisked with mustard's touch and lemon's zest.

From humble roots, thy glory doth ascend,

A symphony of flavors, manifest.

Thy presence brings delight to simple fare,

A humble slice of bread transformed with glee.

From sandwiches to salads, thou art there,

Enhancing each creation, patiently.

Mayo, thy lusciousness we shall extol,

A treasure in a jar, oh condimental!